FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - ( A husband's point of view! )
The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it, and at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, and then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Ethel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Ethel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet; A couple of minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator !!
Now if you knew our Ethel, you'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction for the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!
Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!
Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey.