Two Irish friends leave the pub late one night. Having a skin full, one says to other,

'I can't be bothered to be walking all the way home.'

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts,

'What are ye doin? Have ye not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No.. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, jest take the No.14 instead and we'll walk home from the roundabout.'


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