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This is my new neighbour

She's single...

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

 I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,

"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"


She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"


Being a senior citizen, really sucks!


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